Fashion trends

God doesn't give a shit about what we mortals might think is cool. God tells us what is right and we adjust our thoughts and behavior to match his righteousness. End of story.

Fig leaves

The first time I felt a real fig leaf I seriously doubted the Adam and Eve (or anyone, for that matter) would put those things up against their genitals. The next time you run across a mature fig tree with nice big leaves, pluck a few off and shove them down your pants for a trip around the block, then return and report.