Oh say, what is the LDS Church?

What if there is no legal entity called The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? What if that name is nothing more than a trademark? Would that surprise us? Would it be worth looking up who's in control of some of the Church's legal holdings?

Large and spacious

Mormons fear large and spacious buildings unless they're temples where they can imagine ascending into Heaven, a conference centers from which they can judge and mock the world, or a mall.

I don't understand it either.