Monday, May 12, 2014

He done a good job a translatin'

Given that the glowing text in Joseph's hat was produced by the power of God, we must either conclude that God as a translator has decided to reinterpret the shitty grammar of the ancient authors of The Book of Mormon using a 19th century rural American flavor, that God is catering heavily to an ignorant Joseph Smith, or that God himself spoke like an early American farmer.

Is it sacrilegious that the LDS Church has since edited the text to sound more educated and refined? Does God want or even need his grammar checked like that?

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